Rampant Gays

With just one sentence, the entire mood for the night changed for the better.

This one is for your Aloysious. The Gays In Singapore are getting more Rampant.

So wat the hell is that supposed to signify?

They have started developing claws and spiny phalluses in order to dominate the straight order of the male race?

But i was uber high yesterday. And Aloy made good company. We started off our nightly rendezvous with the exodus to Breeks. Where there's this manageress that i kept oogling like some hum sup lo, what to do? Growing up right?

So we ate our half chicken but subconsciously i wanted to play with some chickens instead. And there was the manageress who eyefucked the shit out of me everything i looked and she caught me looking whoohoo.

Chinese lady with nice eyebrows and mascara laden eyes! LLALALALA the chicken became all the more edible i tell you. Then we decided to take a stroll,and ended up at the basement level of the same floor where we headed into coffee bean and tea leaf.

Much to Aloys chagrin, he was served by a rather effiminate male staff member. He came back with my large chocolate without cream! So i trudged on to the counter with me drink selection and the same ladyboy attended to me! I told him i wanted cream and frankly when he took drink away from me, his hands touched mine and i felt this bond :) But soon that thought vanished as i feared that he might place another sort of cream into my drink but thankfully that train of thought never made it to day.

So we drank our sludges and once again i oogled at this chinese girl on my right who apparently looked like some japanese porn actress. Power to the gidagaa i tell you. Then as usual she caught the indian guy looking, so obviously i shrank like some sponge and absorbed my ice blended at a faster rate of absorbtion.

What happened next was utterly random. We left and chanced upon this holding pen with a bunch of chinese ah bengs in really nice disco pants. Apparently it was the lion dance festival but i had a really good time fantasising about stealing their pants and wearing them to some nightclub. Come on i tell you, they were furry and neon pants! and even had various quantities of glitter. Beautiful i tell you.

Then we ventured forth and suddenly our internal compasses veered us towards cathy cineleisure aka ladies heaven. But all we saw were guys with raging hormones -_-"
Then we dodged and ducked and rolled around and finally got to the ticketing booth and purchased tickets to Hairspray.

M#@!##%@*(*@^!*(@^! i tell you the movie was Splendid Stupendous, it was amazing, something i put in the same light as The Phantom Of The Opera!

And i think i finally got a crush on Amanda Bynes. :P But nevertheless i will be getting the dvds YAY!

WHoooo! then after that the cranky Vanga went to the toilet to do pullups and sugguested we watched Evan Almighty LOL!

Damn lah what a terrible movie... Bruce Almighty was way better :)

After that we walked to cheers and purchased Soya Bean milk for me and mineral water for Aloy. After which our adventure continued. We went to the bustop and talked about sex, future, wives, money and stuff like that. Talk and talk and talk and then we realised there was no night rider services on weekdays LOL!

DAMN FUNNY LAH! Then we took taxi all the way back home :) Wha Taxi driver give me driving tips leh! :)

Till next time people.
天衣无缝

想了那么久，
我还想念您。

为什么会这样？
我问自己也没得到答案！

不如再等多一段时间吧！